Look, I know it’s “space fantasy” with noises in space, but things like space bombs may make audiences reconsider alternatives, over appreciating what’s happening.\u00a0And TLJ had so much to appreciate!<\/p>\n
(Like this sucker, right here)<\/p>\n For a flick with wars in the title, TLJ’s chains of commands seem the worst yet: What’s a point of having a supreme commander yelling at a subordinate, who yells at another guy, who pushes a command button? <\/p>\n I’m gonna stop, because I’m gonna give the impression that TLJ is bad movie.\u00a0 It’s not — again, made for a nice movie night! “Written by:<\/strong>\u00a0[not George Lucas]<\/p>\n Based on characters<\/em> written by<\/strong>: [George Lucas]”<\/p>\n First thing you see when this flick ends.<\/p>\n And that there’s my reminder that this ain’t Lucas’s story anymore.\u00a0 George Lucas sold all the rights, and enough happens that it feels like we’re watching something more disneyfied. So now, while you might wanna rewatch episodes 4-6 if you only saw them when you were 4.y.o., the same might not apply to episode 7 of today.\u00a0 The argument could be made that this is expensive, high production\u00a0fan-fiction since the same people aren’t writing it. In fact, they’ve already overwritten lots of what’s been written, and the way Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill both feel about their current iterations probably says something for everyone who loves episodes 4-6 Star Wars most.<\/p>\n It felt like I had to sit down with 12 year old eyes to enjoy this movie to the fullest.\u00a0 Which’s still so possible because TLJ had its self-aware laughs, it had plenty of cute moments, and its soundtrack was still just as spacey as you’re probably remembering this second. I even think Kylo Ren’s one of the best S.W. villain since Darth Vader, Rei’s fine, and that Mark Hamill’s beard is going to win an oscar. I ended up thinking Disney could have just as easily\u00a0<\/em>made THE LAST JEDI an original, non-star wars movie if they changed the names of the main characters and jedi religion. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI I’m probably going to get a little hate for this. It was good!\u00a0 Not great, but good. But I wish I knew this’d be\u00a0a movie with actual space bombs. Look, I know it’s “space fantasy” with noises in space, but things like space bombs may make audiences reconsider alternatives, over […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":340,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.ethillery.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/porg-star-wars-the-last-jedi-600x400-300x200.jpg\")
\nYou can totally skip at least one of those, and Kylo Ren (who’s fun and divisive enough to end up as my favorite) gave one look to his lackey that was hilarious, just because it was self-aware.
\nIt’s like blockbuster writers are forgetting more and more: The purpose of multiple points of command is to enable efficiency, and MULTIPLE OBJECTIVES to be carried out in unison.\u00a0Meanwhile, the empire, never, ever seems to give a damn about more than 55 square feet in any given battle, and that’s easily their biggest weakness, every dang time.<\/p>\n
\nIt’s just, there’re enough movie sins that make it fit for younger audiences, and make the following for me seem like one of TLJ’s biggest memories:<\/p>\n
\nIt’s just, you know, this’s also become, and will remain disney’s moneymaking space opera, so, it’s reasonable to expect them to milk that cash-cow more than deepen\u00a0<\/em>the same characters the way its classics managed to over generations.<\/p>\n
\nAnd if<\/em> they did that, it still would’ve been a fun, good guys vs bad thrillride — something Disney’s certainly got a rich history of producing.
\nThey’re just also powerful enough to use a brand that’s already incredibly<\/em> successful, so now they’ve taken their way to Star Wars, hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"